Meet Phatty

Phatty is the kind of guy you wish lived next door. A retired old soul with a young heart, Phatty has mastered the art of living well. He’s a simple man with legendary stories, a booming laugh you can hear from two fairways over, and a golf swing that’s more confident than consistent.

Most days, you’ll find Phatty doing exactly what he loves—sipping a cold beer, swapping tall tales with friends, and teeing off under a wide blue sky. He believes in good vibes, bad jokes, and never taking life too seriously.

Phatty isn’t just a name—it’s a lifestyle. It’s about enjoying the little things, surrounding yourself with good company, and knowing that the best moments in life often come with a cold drink in hand and laughter in the air.

So here’s to Phatty: fun-loving, beer-drinking, golf-playing, life-embracing legend. Pull up a chair, crack one open, and enjoy the ride.